I know I shouldn't be laughing at this, but this is possibly the best real-life headline ever: Drunk Owl Taken In By Police

German police recently found a drunk owl out in public and took in the animal, saying it would be released once it has sobered up ( Read more... )

Astronomers have decided to change the zodiac signs. I am now a Taurus, apparently.

This is bullshit. Gemini for life. And what is this nonsense about Ophiuchus? I am so confused.

greenconverses: I hate ugly engagement rings. I am so happy my BFF's fiance picked out a good one. Very classic.
from_elysium: I like rings with not as many diamonds because it has less chance of looking gaudy.
from_elysium: LINKS TO PRETTY ENGAGEMENT RING
greenconverses: okay, now we've got to pick out Percy's engagement ring for Annabeth
from_elysium: oooooo
from_elysium: LET'S DO IT
greenconverses: I'm thinking he'd do a pearl ( Read more... )

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Woman crashes car while shaving bikini area

A woman who shaved her bikini area while driving caused a car crash in Florida Keys, prompting police to issue fresh warnings about safe driving, MyFox National reported Monday ( Read more... )

So, I see this headline on the USA Today Web site today:

Pediatricians call for a choke-proof hot dogAnd am immediately intrigued. According to the article, the American Academy of Pediatrics wants foods like hot dogs redesigned because 17% of all food related choking incidents are caused by hot dogs. Who knew ( Read more... )